Before leaving Iguaçu in Brazil to cross the river and the border to Iguazú National Park in Argentina for a four-night stay, we decide to take a mini-ecological hike that is highlighted on our guide map.
When we arrive at the trailhead leading into the jungle, the road is blocked off and it says “Do Not Enter”. “Well, that is that,” I say. “I guess we should head back. Maybe go to the crap-store (i.e. gift shop) at the exit”.
Tom looks at me like I am crazy. “Are you kidding?” he asks. “They didn’t tell us this was shut. Now we have an hour and half to kill before our cab arrives. No way I am going to spend that much time in any crap-shop. We are going to go…” And then he ducks under the rail closing off the road and walks away.
I gasp. I am a dork. Obviously. I know this.
Breaking the rules in a national park?!?! What if a ranger sees us and he asks us to turn around?!? Horror. How utterly embarrassing!
Or what if we are thrown out of the country, never to return because of our transgression? What if the road is blocked off because of a marauding Leopard? Or an infestation of Anacondas and Boa Constrictors?
These thoughts leap through me mind like frightened sheep through a shoot.
By this time, Tom is just about to round the bend and disappear from view. I sigh, duck under the guardrail, and scurry after him while on a constant look out for dangerous movement and threatening sounds from the forest.
On our walk, we do hear unknown sounds and I am startled multiple times by movements from the trees. But they turn out to be nesting birds, vague and disappearing forms of monkeys and… innocuous butterflies.
Clouds of butterflies are sucking moisture from the dirt road, stirred in whirling frenzy as our feet disturb their silent pleasure.
So, I guess I was wrong. The road was not paved with animal minefields and booby-traps erected by rangers to catch dim-witted tourists. My brave, heroic and dangerous foray into rule breaking produced nothing more than a few light-dappled photos of birds and butterflies.